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quote It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

[Dave Barry]



Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in a world they’ve been given then to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It’s a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary.

Impossible is nothing!

The Universe

quote“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

[Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy]


quote“Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, at least one hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin…”


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